Those poor Republican women. Always getting the blame for something. And they’re just being themselves.

I mean, there was Rep. Lauren Boebert, the self-assured hand-job expert from Colorado, who was merely demonstrating affectionate grips on her boyfriend when she got both of them thrown out of a theater. And she was vaping, too, showing how proudly she conforms to the desires of today’s young people.

Then there’s Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, the North Georgia congresswoman who demands our country be properly concerned about Jewish space lasers. Not sure what they are, but I’m sure she’s serious about them.

And now we have Gov. Kristi Noem of North Dakota — or is it South Dakota? Always been a little confused about that — who found it imperative to murder her doggie for misbehavior. Now before anyone gets upset over that, let’s explain that shooting puppies isn’t just a Republican thing, although I can’t recall anyone else doing it lately.

And after all, it’s not like the dog was a horse who broke his leg and had to be put down. Nope, this dog was just barking and snapping (at Jewish space lasers, maybe?), and we all know that’s totally unacceptable. So we can call it a mercy murder, although it is a trifle difficult to explain why she photographed it so carefully.

Oh well, I’m sure Dementia Don could explain it all if only he didn’t have to spend all his time in courtrooms. Except for a few minutes he got to meet with daffy Ron DeSantis over the weekend. I’m sure that went well. Two really lovable guys just having a get together. My heart swells.