Donald Trump is 70 years old. He looks older. Given his saggy skin and double chin, he looks as if he might be 74 or maybe 75. He’s nearly obese, very much overweight. He appears fat in his ill-fitting suits, and he has a tiny bit of a slump when he walks. It is surprising, however, that a man so fat has hands so tiny. His hair is, of course, ridiculous looking with a comb-over that is, in a word, terrible.

He really should consider getting a wig. He can certainly afford a good one. The flab on his body is evident even though his clothing, which suggests he has little good taste in menswear. Perhaps a visit to the men’s department at a Burlington Coat Factory would be a good thing. And while there check out the cosmetic counter where surely they have something to cover up all those wrinkles and skin flaps on his rather unappealing face. Maybe some kind of facial surgery could give his appearance a much-needed pick-me-up. Certainly some time at the gym would be in order. And soon, too, given his obvious lack of stamina so evident in his growing fatigue during Monday’s 90-minute debate. This is a man horribly out of shape mentally and physically.

I’m betting his attractive model wife Malaria can help him with some of those worsening problems. After all, she can’t be very happy with those tiny hands.