Donald Trump is such a loser. He’s a really bad businessman who makes stupid business mistakes. And he’s a bully who uses lies and bluster in weak attempts to to cover up the vast plateau of ignorance that lies quietly beneath his orange hair.

Let’s look at just a few of Dangerous Don’s really bad business decisions that are so inept you’ll think they are some of the worst decisions you’ve ever heard. They are so stupid. They make you wonder how the tiny-hands bigot could ever have been responsible for them if it weren’t for the fact that Dangerous Don is really a big loser.

This week the PGA announced it is removing a major golf tournament that has been held at one of Loser Don’s courses in Miami. The really fun part is that the PGA is moving it to Mexico, one of Loser Don’s most detested countries. The PGA is not doing this to make a political statement, it says. Rather it is shifting the event because no major sponsors are willing to plop their money into something so brainlessly controversial as a Trump-held course. And that’s a big hit in prestige for the little Trumpie-town empire.

Of course that’s not the only golf hit loser don has taken lately. His Scottish gold course at Turnberry has lost its place in the rotation to host the prestigious British Open because officials there say Trumpie is such a bigot.

And then Loser Don was forced to sell his Miss Universe Pageant after NBC/Univision refused to broadcast it because of Trumpie’s bigoted comments. And NASCAR had to move a big awards program at one of loser Don’s resorts because sponsors wanted nothing to do with him, and executives at the sponsors noted his “blatantly bigoted and racist comments.”

Those are costly decisions all made as a result of what Loser Don has said and done. What a loser. What a poor businessman.

What else is there for Dangerous Don to lose? Well, for one there’s the election.

(Thank you Joe Nocera at the NYT for your sharp-eyed column)